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Humor: "What NOT
to do when Chaffing"
By: Robert Key - Founder of Faithful Soles
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There are some funny and crazy things that happen to us as runners in an
effort to get in those planned training sessions, and only other runners
can truly understand why we do the things we do.
This story actually happened to me, uh, I mean it happened to a real
close friend of mine who told it to me...
Regardless of your level of fitness, all of us have encountered chaffing
in one form or another during exercise. When you start moving body parts
repeatedly back and forth or against one another in a motion that you
are not accustomed to, the skin starts to get red and depending on how
long this goes on, even bleed. There are several products on the market
to take care of this, but definitely not the one I chose.
Several years ago in the winter I was on a long run of about 20 miles in my hometown
of Houston. We had finally gotten in a cold front (cold in Houston is a
relative term since it was probably still about 50 degrees) and the humidity was
down to around 40% or so. Like everyone else here who has to
train for most of the year in heat indexes ranging from 90-110 degrees
coupled with 70-100% humidity, I was very anxious to get out and get in
a nice long run without having to drink 10 gallons of water before,
during and after, and without having to stop to wring out my shorts or
hear the squish-squish of my sweat-soaked shoes with every step.
With
the humidity as high as it normally is, and me being one who can sweat
just walking out the door, I rarely ever have to
use anything for chaffing, especially where my thighs rub together.
Also, the weather had been so hot that I had not been able to run more
than about 10-12 miles up to that point for a long run, so the extra
rubbing motion of my thighs against each other over the course of an
extra hour or so had not been a factor.
I
started the run and it was glorious. You just can not describe how great
it feels not to be dripping wet with sweat within a few minutes, and how
nice it is to be able to breathe easily without feeling like someone's
foot is planted firmly in your chest.
Around mile 10 or so I noticed a bit of burning between my thighs, and
stopped at a crosswalk for traffic and looked down and saw that I was
getting a pretty healthy red area. Since the humidity was so low for
that day, I was not sweating hardly at all and therefore there was
nothing to ease the friction between my legs.
Around mile 13, it started to hurt really badly, so I stopped and looked
again, and now I could see little dark red splotches where the chaffing
was getting worse. I had my fanny-pack with me, and could not remember
if I had left a small squeeze tube of petroleum jelly in it that I usually
carry on long runs and marathons just for this type of emergency. I
opened it and looked through it, no petroleum jelly. All that I had were about
a half-dozen 1 ounce packets of what I will just call "gel" (rather than
tell you the specific product name). If you are not familiar with these,
runners carry various brands of these gel packets with them on long runs
and take them every 30
minutes to an hour with water to maintain their carbohydrates and energy
levels.
I
continued on and made it to about mile 15, stopped again, and now I
could actually see a few tiny droplets of blood where the skin had been
rubbed raw. Unfortunately, I was still 5 miles from my house and even
walking back would have been a struggle because now my inner thighs were
really burning badly with every step I took (besides that, I would have
looked like an idiot to passersby since I would have had to walk with my
legs far apart so my thighs would not rub together).
Suddenly, it dawned on me... Use the gel. I was a logical person, so
quickly I thought it through... when I would squeeze the gel out of the
packet into my mouth and then drink water, the gel felt very slick in my
mouth, so obviously it would be a terrific replacement for the
petroleum jelly and I would get back to the house just fine and be able to
complete my 20 mile run. I quickly took out a couple of the packets
(about 1 oz. each), tore them open, and smeared them liberally on my
inner thighs.
Everything was fine until I took my first step. I immediately noticed
that the gel was starting to change consistency, and within a minute or
two it had turned from slick to more of a thick and gummy texture.
What's more, it was making it even harder to take a running stride. To
top it off, the wind had started to pick up and now the wind chill was
probably somewhere in the 40's, and the gel began to HARDEN AND MAKE MY
THIGHS STICK TOGETHER! It took on an almost crystal type form and as I
took each step, it was pulling the hair out of my legs when they rubbed
together.
Once
again, I became logical. Gel dissolves in water, and I had a water bottle
with me, so just pour water on it and wash it off. Wrong again. The
problem was not in my theory, the problem was in how much water I had.
All one water bottle did was loosen the gel up enough for it to spread
even further down and around my thighs.
About an hour later, I was finally standing outside the back door to my
house. I had two huge circles about 6 inches in diameter on the inside
of each thigh that were chaffed, bleeding and totally bare of any hair.
I learned a very valuable lesson that day... On long runs, stick to gel,
but don't let gel stick to you.
By
the way, I still use this particular brand of gel today and vanilla bean is my favorite flavor.
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